Robot Carnage

Forget those buckets of wheat and rice you have stowed away in your basement—dreading the day you might have to actually eat it. When the world is eventually overrun by merciless robot killing machines, I will be feasting like a king! Behold, I give thee canned bacon! Yes friends, you will not find me eating cracked-wheat slop in the end of days. I will still be the red-headed lard wad you know and love, right up to the very end. But don’t let me have all the fun, canned bacon can also be yours today—act now!

Dinner is served!