I no longer fear the robot apocalypse.
Forget those buckets of wheat and rice you have stowed away in your basement—dreading the day you might have to actually eat it. When the world is eventually overrun by merciless robot killing machines, I will be feasting like a king! Behold, I give thee canned bacon! Yes friends, you will not find me eating cracked-wheat slop in the end of days. I will still be the red-headed lard wad you know and love, right up to the very end. But don’t let me have all the fun, canned bacon can also be yours today—act now!
Dinner is served!
Tags: Apocalypse, bacon, Deadly Robots, Food Storage, Joy, Lard, MREdepot.com, Pork, Yoder’s Canned Bacon
Very interesting and amusing subject. I read with great pleasure.
i have never laughed so hard, i look forward to the posts, life just became brighter today…..oh by the way could you start eating a few of those cans so i can win the challenge..hmmmmmm?
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