Robot Carnage

Ok, so a while back, I wrote about the Bacon Cheese Roll and I may have insinuated that, baring negative health effects, we would all prefer to eat bacon (and cheese) for every meal.  Of course this in not true, It’s absurd to think we would eat so much bacon without polishing it off with a little Reese’s Peanut Butter Topping.  I’m not sure where this wonder goop has been all my life.  Last week I had a chocolate shake with some of this sweet business mixed in.  It was quiet to be sure, but i swear I heard a chorus of angles sing!  Let thy arteries clog!

I’m pretty sure that this is what we will eat in heaven.  Think about it – the only reason we don’t eat bacon-cheese rolls everyday, at every meal is for health reasons.  So, logic would have it, since we will already be dead, there will be no need to refrain.  I can’t wait to die.  Get the full recipe and step-by-step instructions here.