Overcome your fear of farting!
An ancient proverb states: “Let not thy wind pass silently”. Wise words to live by my friends. For too long we have been ashamed of the natural beauty of flatulence. We try to hold them in, squeeze them out quietly, or muffle the sound in a couch cushion. No longer! Thanks to my new hero Alice Wang, who not only farts with pride, but with so much pride that she wants everyone in the vicinity to know she farted. How you might ask? By making a chair with a built in microphone and speaker, thats how! This marvel of engineering (ironiclly name the “Silent Farter”) will capture every nuance of your emittance, and broadcast it for the whole room to enjoy. I look forward to the day were we can all fart with our heads held high.